Megan's List of Quotes

Finally!! I have in my posession Megan's list of quotes from the semester! Also I have another excuse to blog. You can't keep me away. But before I post this glorious list, good news on the social venture front. I finally have a meeting with the school that I want to work with in Cleveland. Hopefully they like my project and will let me start it at their school. Wish me luck!!

Alright, without further adou:

At the National Gallery of Art:  Everett to Lesley [in regard to portraits]: "Mine's minimalist. Yours is just stupid."

Goodstuff

The Little Prince

The Closet

The Laundary Room

The Congressional

Firehook/Starbucks

Starbs/and other abbreviations

Tik Tok

DuPont

Sweet Green

"I'm sorry!" - Winson

Valentine's Czar

My Dick Jokes

Union Station

Strobe Light

Raves

Dances

Punk/Prep

Milkshakes

Spike

Sign-out Sheets

Groups of Three

No Horizontal

Clothes on, Covers off

Don't get Noah in Trouble

SEGL call

FroYo

Discount

Henry V

Animal Farm

Chore Period

Old Greg

Da Cave

We Vote to Nuke Somalia

CoGoPo

Pi Day

British Elections - Gordon Brown, Nick Clegg, Tony Blair

Hung Parliament

Winson's Gordon Brown

Yoga

Exercise Block

Gym Memberships

No SEGL Babies

Duke TIP poop story

Flooding Toilets

No Bare Feet! (=No Bar Fee)

Vegan

Friday Sick Day

Shots shots shots shotshot shots shots shots shotshot shots shots shots shotshot shots EVERYBODY!

Soccer

Broken Windows

Connections/Networking/SEGL Social

Broken Washer

$5 lunch days

The Economist

The Alarm

Knocking at the Back Door

Ants

Talent Show

Humble

Baked Ziti

Everett's dancing

Dorm Meeting

Morning Meeting

MiniFridge

I wuv you (kyra)

Guuurl (lesley)

42

Caity's singing

Cereal

Metro Cards

30 Seconds to Mars... you still owe me a dollar

Couch buddies

Weekend Planning Meeting

Henry's Bitch

Mafia

Taking the long way home from Goodstuff, sitting on the Supreme Court steps

Games on the National Mall

Snow. Lots of snow. And being the only school open.
 
 
 
*Isabel makes weird hand gesture*
Noah: "What is that?"

Isabel: "It's an 'A'. Can't you see it?"

Noah: "This takes me to my next point: Don't smoke crack."
 
 
 
No horizontal


"mexicans don't have to be horizontal." -Jorge
 
 
If you invest in Shakespeare, it’s like investing in Microsoft in 1985. -Noah




Do you read it out loud? -Noah

I whisper it to myself. –Caity



Noah: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Sophie: President.



“Unless Megan cures it first.” –Winson
 
“…Henry V, who in my view, is a pompous ass…” – Noah




“Shall this his mock mock out of their dear husbands; mock mothers from their sons, you motherfucking bastards.” -Noah
 
"I just pace naturally." -Everett




"Shut up Tracy! I mean... Trevor... " -Henry



"They say that Congress gets nothing done, and I see why. We spent ten minutes discussing how to vote." -Trevor



Sophie: "Any announcements?"

Aaron [excitedly]: "It's snowing sideways!"



Sophie: "Dick Cheney had a heart attack?"

Trevor: "Dick Cheney has a heart?!"



Everett: "How are you?"

Will: "Absofuckinglutely dandy."



"If you guys haven't noticed, the silverware is disappearing..." -Robbie



Robbie: "Who knows the emergency maintenance number?"

Isabel: "911."



"I'm filling in for Heather. She was going to talk about managing your finances, but I'm not cuz I live with a bunch of teenagers." -Robbie



Robbie: "What do you do to de-stress?"

Teddy: "Comb my hair and play soccer."

Sophie: "I breathe air."

Aaron: "I party hardy drink bacardi roll a fat one throw a PARTY!"

Everett: "I go in the closet. Most of the time I'm in the closet."

Jorge: "I cry."
 
"I’m running school meeting today, so if you have anything you want to say, just hit me up and I will put it on the board of whiteness." -Will
"Bright students who go off to Harvard, Yale, God." -Pedersen




Haiti doesn't need a hand-out, it needs a hand-up.



"If she runs the country, I will die!" - Emily, about Caity



Heather: "...chemicals made from eggs."

Everyone: "AIDS?"

Heather: "Eggs."

Megan and Teddy: "AIDS?"

Aaron: "Eggs."

Everyone: "Oh! Eggs!"



"It's basically pants. That's my whole story." -Aaron



"I know we're at the School for Ethics, but I would have killed someone if I had the chance." -Everett, about a simulation we did



"You mean euthanasia, or youth in asia?" -Caity to Megan, about application essay topic



"You learn to speak Spanish and you can pay for your own coffee." -Jorge to Megan



Trevor: "Wouldn't it be awesome if you slept with a person, you would automatically become famous?"

Everett: "Are you still talking about AIDS?"



Noah: "This shirt wasn't cheap. This shirt was $75."

Jorge: "No... this shirt is $5. This logo is $70."



"You can learn so much about yourself by reading the Bible." -Sophie



"My dad keeps our house at 48 degrees to save the world. My cup of water will freeze at night." - Sophie

"We call him the 'Dark Lord' because he keeps all the lights off." - Sophie, about her dad



"What happens in English class, stays in English class." -Noah



After hearing "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost:

"Actually, with quantum mechanics, you could travel both roads simultaneously." - Megan



"We're never going to survive this if we don't work together." -Carl Wilkens



"Every once in a while, just scratch your ear or something so I know." -Carl Wilkens, during Skype session, directions so he can tell that the screen isn't frozen



"Do cats have dog years... I mean.. cat years?" -Aaron



Noah: "Did you ever take the opportunity to artificially inseminate a camel?"

Henry: "Yes. Yes I did."



Air Hair Lair -CoGoPo



"You gain the most power by NOT acting." -Gray Pedersen



"History is an imaginary re-creation of the past." -Gray Pedersen



"Oh, her! I saw her on youtube! You have good taste." -Mr. Pedersen to Aaron



"Soviet condoms are the worst condoms I have seen in the entire world." -Pedersen's friend



"It was supposed to be printed in landscape." -Winson



"This is so Winson!" -Pedersen, in reference to Winson's schematic



"Maybe she went into another village for.. something..." -Heather, about Audrey acquiring HIV in a simulation



Kyra: "Could we see him before his testification before Congress?"

Noah: "Testification? You mean testimony?"



"This seems like a Christmas chair or something..." -Mark Dybul, in reference to comfy chair



"...introduce Mary Dybul.. uh, that's what it says." -Everett



"We had something like asupermarket, but it was always out of everything except for TVs." - Henry



"Please universalize your maxim!" - Noah, scolding a student



"They say 'no effing way,' except with a British accent." -Noah, British response to James II



"I am a 16-year-old pregnant white girl." -Aaron



"Math gives you analytical thinking you need in any field. As you move up in any leadership position, you will see charts, graphs,... if you want to be in leadership positions, you will need to be able to interpret data." -Tony Seba



"You never know what research in math is going to lead to." - Tony Seba



"The survey results are pretty useless.. unless you want to say, 'Oh, look! They don't know anything about history!" -Kevin Jennings



"About the fourth time he [Tim Robbins] did it, I wacked him with my [hockey] stick." -Kevin Jennings



"When you say the words, 'Somebody ought to do something about it,' somebody will, and it will be you." -Kris Amonson



How did you get into politics?

"I was a kindergarten volunteer and things got out of hand." -Kris Amonson



"You never make a cow fatter by weighing it." -Kris Amonson



"How did Kevin Federline become the good one in that relationship?" -Kris Amonson, in reference to Britney Spears



"EVERY single suburban parent thinks their kid is gifted."-Kris Amonson



Noah: "Winson's siffing. He's just a sniffer."

Noah: "Don't assume. Find out."



"Don't do it. We have condoms." -Noah

"Please, no SEGL babies." -Noah



"I'm not used to snow, so if I step in it, will I sink?" -Isabel



"Rubber stairs." -Isabel, in wonder and amazement (regarding treads on the steps)



"Does that say 'Heaving Committee'?!" -Someone to Isabel during morning meeting



Noah: "Does anyone know what SOL means?"

Robbie: "It's Spanish for SUN!"



"It's Ms. Dr. Megan Parsons!" -Robbie, hearing committee selection



"YOU'RE Dr. Ross?!" -Megan, to Robbie



"Last semester, we went through 4 gallons of milk per week. This semester? 10 gallons of milk per week." -Noah



"The shelves [at the store] were empty. I felt like I was in the Soviet Union or something." -Noah



"You are the pioneers. You're the ones who took a chance on this program. you will have a special place in my heart as the founder of the school ... in the history of this program." -Noah



"If it really got down to it, we'd be suing the government of Botswana." -Noah, about the water leak next door



"Is the policy for slow dances 'leave room for Jesus?' -Aaron



"DJ LD-50 will be scratching the records today." -Will



"I think you're all adults.. near-adults.. acting like adults." -Noah



"I went there this weekend and it was so fun! It wasn't creepy at all." -Noah, about going to a roller derby



"Firstly, I think we should find a way to haze him appropriately." -Noah, about new staff member Stephen



Henry: "Noah, are you suggesting that you spent Valentine's Day at a roller derby?"

Noah: "Are you dating anyone, Henry?"



"For humble, I'm not going to give a quote, because -pfft- B-O-R-ING." -Everett



Noah: "Are you not voting, Aaron?"

Aaron: "I lost."


"Isabel received a box from HouseOfRave.com. It's probably a big box of ecstacy." -Noah



"In the real world, we have rich people and poor people. If I want to get a frozen yogurt, let me get my goddamn frozen yogurt! If I go to Starbucks, I don't need to get a grande, caramel, strawberry, high-fructose corn syrup coffee." -Noah